4X = eXclusive & eXciting eXamination on Masturbation or Manual seXperience

RATED: -18

(This post is in response to "Masturbation, To Sin or Not to Sin")

Another Interview Session with Me and Myself.

Good morning, Good afternoon, and Good evening. We are now here to reveal the sexcrets of Mr. Renji Caranijuan.
And to get your the balls rolling. Here are the questions and answers:

Interviewer(Me): Can you give us your brief introduction about yourself?
Caranijuan(Myself): I can't give you my brief, but I can give you an introduction.
I am 23 years old. Single, and a straight guy. And I'm a very God-fearing person.

Me: Ows, really? Are you masturbating?
Myself: You mean "right now"? Of course NOT. But I do masturbate on certain occasions (but not at this very moment).

Me: Ah ok, that's pretty clever. Next question: You said you're a God-fearing person, but still you masturbates?
Myself: Like I said, "on certain occasions". But what's wrong with a God-fearing person who masturbates on certain occasions?

Me: Why do you ask me? I am the interviewer. And you're the one supposed to be asked and not me.
Myself: But you are 'Me', right?

Me: Yes I am 'Me', but I'm the interviewer here. So right now, I am not 'Myself'.
Myself: Ah ok, I am 'Myself', so right now, Me is not Myself, and Myself is not Me. OK, I got it!

Me: So, let's proceed. What's my question again?
Myself: Even though you can ask me questions, don't you think that it's inappropriate for an interviewer to ask what your supposed questions are?

Me: Ah ok, sorry for that.
Myself: No problem, you are 'Me', and of course, I'll understand.

Me: Now I remembered. You're masturbating, and you're a God-fearing person, don't you think it makes sense at all?
Myself: Hey, that's the fact you and I have in common!

Me: Please explain.
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I’m yet a lame blogger

"OK, OK. I ADMIT. I'M YET A LAME BLOGGER"

It's not an excuse that I'm busy with my life. Or because I am also maintaining other blogs aside from this. It's just that I was infected with a virus called thamadeus procrastinaetus that gives me a superb ability to internalize various ideas and plans which I cannot manage to control at the moment.

They are like multiple instant message windows popping in my head simultaneously that I just can't attend to right away.

So by reading my lame predicament. I must say, "mada mada dane".
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Para sa mga REKLAMADOR na PINOY

Natanggap ko ito mula sa forwarded emails. Tapos hinanap ko sa web kung sino ang awtor. At napadpad ako sa blogspot ni Political Pinoy. Hindi ako makapaglagay ng aking komento sa kanyang blog kaya hindi ko makumpirma kung siya nga ba ang awtor nito. Pero dahil para naman siguro ito sa ikamumulat ng lahat ng reklamador na pinoy, kaya heto at kinopya ko na.

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Heroes Volume 1 Episode 23 Ended, Heroes Volume 2 Preview

 Heroes TV Season Finale
Episode 23 — "How to Stop an Exploding Man"

 
After watching this last episode, I realized that the whole idea of "Save the Cheerleader, Save the World" somehow makes sense.

Hiro Nakamura who time traveled and told Peter Petrelli to save the cheerleader which will eventually lead to saving the world.

So they did it!

Peter Petrelli managed to saved Claire Bennette, the cheerleader, from the hands of Sylar's head-scraping, brain-eating, power-absorbing technique.

But the exploding man scene is inevitable, and it started to happen when Peter's newly absorbed power that he can't control yet started to ignite. When he panicked with his glowing hands and body, Sylar smiled and said "You're the villain, Peter. And I'm the hero". Which I think Sylar's  twisted psychological state was that he is indeed a hero (even after scraping many heads of other people with uncanny abilities).

But the teleporting ability of Hiro managed to save Ando from Sylar's finger-pointing technique that (I guess) can cut almost anything. He also accomplished his role as a hero depicted in the 9th Wonder comics and thrust his sword through Sylar's body. (Yata!)

But the concluding scene is not yet over.

Will New York exploded with the nuke-like explosion by Peter?

So, the future in the paintings and comics is not yet final. And Nathan Petrelli might also thought this way, so he finally realize to take his part for changing the future. He came to the rescue before Claire pulls the trigger to shoot his exploding brother Peter. Then Nathan held and flew Peter up in the sky and exploded there. And the thounsand lives of New York inhabitants were saved! (Hooray!)

But what will happen to Peter?
Thanks to his instant-heal ability absorbed from Claire, of course, he will survive.

I saw a review stating that Sylar is dead. But it's obviously not accurate.

He even has the power to throw away Hiro Nakamura on the air, but eventually Hiro teleported before he get seriously hurt by that attack.

Well, below is the Preview of Volume 2 Episode 1 entitled "Generations"

Yoyoy Villame (1938-2007)

MANILA, Philippines — Roman Villame, or best known as Yoyoy Villame : "The Novelty King" has just rested yesterday afternoon,  May 18, 2007, due to heart attack.

[Original News Links: GMA News | Inquirer]

Yoyoy barged into the music scene in 1977 during the Martial Law years with his off-the-wall physical fitness anthem, Mag- exercise Tayo (Let's Exercise).

The Bohol-raised Yoyoy experimented and recorded many songs in the Visayan dialect.

He even came up with the classic Butse Kik, a unique song driven by a catchy melody and seemingly unintelligible words.

Included in his repertoire are hit songs — Tarsan at Barok, Si Filemon, Nasaan Ka Darling? (Where Are You, Darling?) and Da Da Da.

Yoyoy also built a career in front of the movie camera, but was relegated mostly to supporting roles. In 2004, Yoyoy played a Visayan troubadour in the critically acclaimed movie, Babae sa Breakwater (Woman in the Breakwater)

In January 6, 2006, Yoyoy Villame, or better yet, Brother Yoyoy was called by GOD and been baptized as a bona fide Member of the CHURCH OF GOD International (MCGI).

I believe that becoming a faithful Christian until his last breath was his greatest achievement in his lifetime here on earth.

His cheerfulness  and comical character always show especially when he sings on stage his most popular song Butse Kik.

After he sang, he ask his audience "Naintindihan ba ninyo?" (or "Did you understood the meaning of that song?"), which is obviously a quick answer of "Hinde" (or "No").

Then he replies, "Ako nga din, e. Hindi ko naintindihan" (or "Me neither. I did not understand").

Which really gives me and the crowd, a BIG LAUGH. (hahaha )

The last time I saw him in person was during the BATAS partylist miting de avance at Quirino, Grandstand.
 

Some of his Best Hit Songs are:

• Bungalow
• Chili Cha Cha
• Diklamasyon
• Granada
• Hayop na Combo
• Magellan
• My Country The Philippines
• Philippine Geography
• Sion Tion Tang-go
• The Teacher and The Pupils
• Trysikol Drayber

Get more songs from the collections of dyesabel2005, orgulaschubb, & edgar.

Other News:

Cesar Nucum, a.k.a. "Kuya Cesar", a veteran radio broadcaster at DZMM, "Dear Kuya Cesar" show died last night (May 17, 2007) also of heart attack. I remembers his antics as speaking very slow. [ABS-CBN News]

Other related blog post I found authored by Korakora & EricksonDC.

Maraming Salamat po!

"Sapagkat sa ganang akin
ang mabuhay ay si Cristo,
at ang mamatay ay pakinabang."
— Sulat ni Apostol Pablo sa mga Taga-Filipos 1:21, Ang Biblia

 

"Morir es descansar"
"To die is to rest"
"Ang mamatay ay kapahingahan."
— Sulat ni Dr. Jose Rizal, Huling Paalam (Mi Ultimo Adios)

Nang Ako ay Mapadaan sa I.PH Forum

 Q & A mula sa Small Talk (i.Ph Forum)

Why do you blog?

kasi may internet. sayang naman kung hindi magagamit ng husto.

kesa mag-porn, why not mag-blog? (hehe)
kesa mag-ubos ng lakas sa pagmamaryang-palad, why not mag-blog?
kesa mag-drugs, why not mag-blog?
kesa mag-abang sa kanto ng mapagtitripan, why not mag-blog?
kesa makipag-away sa mga mas bobo sa'yo, hanggang makipagsuntukan o makipagsabunutan at kalmutan, why not mag-blog?
kesa tumahimik na lang at tumunganga magdamag, why not mag-blog?
kesa puro comments lang ako sa forum at blog posts ng iba, why not have my own blog?

at bukod pa jan, basahin niyo na lang kaya ang The Making of My Blog (Sinag.i.ph)

FACT YOU!

i'm now 23.
i'm just a high school grad.
i can listen to just a single song continuously & repeatedly (naka play-forever na loop) … for days, and for weeks (di ko pa na-try sa months)
i like walking barefooted as possible
i can solve a 3×3 rubik's cube in just a minute, or so.
i can be awake for 50 hours+ straight (2-days insomiac)
i can sleep 24 hours straight (without half-awake interruptions)
i love apple juice
i can't ride a bike
i can't play a guitar (yet )
i am lactose-intolerant (by choice)
i never tasted liquor above 4% alcohol in my life
i tried once to smoke, when i was 13 yrs. old, but i choked and never tried again
sometimes, i lie (but most of time, i'm bold and straight-forward)
as long as i'm conscious, i was never afraid (f**k & curse me to death as you like)
the one fear left in me, is the fear of the LORD
….and never will i intend to loose it

How you got your username?

nung panahong uso pa ang mIRC o basta IRC, my  nick was "Spr_Saiyan" (nung kasikatan pa ng Dragon Ball Saga)

Sana lang, yung mga nakakakilala sa nick na 'to won't remember or identify me who I was before. Hehehe, basta lang.

Then, I decided not to be Super Saiyan anymore, and call myself as "caranijuan" [reads as "karaniwan"]. More details can be read here (click mo lang yung "what's in the name?")

pero dahil Sinag.i.ph is my current blog … I also use the name "Sinag" o "Sinagiph" (just for the blog name's sake)

[what's my fullname?] 

Renji Caranijuan

What was your dream job when you were a kid?

dati, gusto ko maging si Pong Pagong o kaya si Kiko Matsing.
ilan sa most influencial personalities sa'ken nung bata ako.

tapos, gusto ko nang maging Pulis Pangkalawakan. shaidR! (hindi lang dahil may crush ako kay Annie) Gusto kong lipulin ang mga kampon ng kasamaan … bwahahaha.

tapos, sabi ng titser ko sa iskul, "pilosopo kang bata ka. bakit di ka kaya mag-abogado?!" — so, with her suggestion, na sinusugan din ng aking ama't ina also suggesting, "maganda mag-abogado, naka-amerkana w/tie at atachikeys pa at maraming pera!"

So, I was morally boosted then, and I decided … "ANG GUSTO KO AY MAGING ABOGADO."

[tapos anong nangyari?] 

eto, 23 yrs.old na 'ko at High School grad. Hiwalay sa magulang at patuloy na tinutupad ang mga bago kong pangarap.

Favorite Book?

Ang Biblia (The Bible)
Catcher in the Rye
Dictionary
Encyclopedia
O'Reilly & many E-Books
Manga

saka …

MacBook

Favorite Quote?

"Basa!"
 — by Brother Eli Soriano, Ang Dating Daan

Blogging is Learning

I am not blogging because I'm earning.

And I don't blog to earn.

But rather, I blog to learn and to promote learning.

I don't want to implement Blog2Profit, and all other popular earning methods in blogging.

I don't hate money.

Maybe, I just don't love money.

And I don't think I'll be comfortable filling my pages with tons of ads, because it becomes too crowded not just for me, but I know, also for my readers who are more often than not, are not interested to make some actions for your advertising strategies.

There maybe some other feasible ways that works well for gaining profit naturally without annoying your visitors. But I'm still not inclined to do that.

Somehow, I like my current setup: being just another blog —

a Caranijuan Blog.

My First Ever Blogspot

Someone asked me, what's with my name "caranijuan"? So, I looked back to my abandoned, first ever blog at Blogger.com. And it brings me back memories how newbie I was before. 

I made 10 (somewhat) decent posts there, which I think still worth reading.

So here's the 5 posts I recommend.

Hello [Blogger] World

blah-blah-blog

Prayerful Life

What is in the name: "caranijuan"?

iPhone | Ay, Pown!

Troll Award

If you haven't noticed yet in my sidebar, I added a TROLL OF THE WEEK AWARD, which aims to recognize notable Trolls in their own respective ways — it's a chance for them to SHINE and make them realize how much you LOVE them, for their untiring passion and enthusiasm they've showed in your comments section.

Their talent is indeed AWARD-WINNING!

If you wish to use that for your sites or blogs, too … feel free to implement the code I provided. (i.Ph bloggers can put that as a widget with height="850", if you don't like to modify much)

I give recognition stating only the IP ADDRESS of the most notable troll, I had so far. I can't put a specific name, because he cloaks in variety of creative usernames.

You can just modify that, or even modify everything in the code I provided if you'd like only to use the TROPHY image.

Explore your own cleverness. Good luck!

You might also want to learn from E-Media Tidbits how to handle a troll, or just become a TROLL WHISPERER. [Read More] 

Philippine Elections 2007 Partylist Unofficial Results

PULSE ASIA EXIT POLL RESULTS (May 14, 2007)

NAMFREL QUICK COUNT RESULTS (as of May 16, 2007 12:22 pm)

Thanks to JOURNEYIST for these printscreen images.